AVERAGING

She has divided herself by 1.x
She has childrened
She has married twice and childrened again
She has subtracted her grandparents’ larynxes
She has aligned her necklace center-right
She has envictimed in college
She has earned less
She has paid back
She has indebted despite
She has better grades than Y
She has married Y
She has becauses blossoming out of talk shows
She has blossoms because shes like blossoms
She has tautological car service
She has passover in the lower case
She has angel belief she sends ahead and thinks she hears bowling some night storms

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JeFF Stumpo owns Wonderland Books & Games in Martin, TN, where he has taught some classes for the English and Honors programs at the University of Tennessee branch there, including an interdisciplinary course titled “Role-Playing Games and Identity Formation” that saw his students playing D&D and then reflecting on how they role-play their own race, social class, etc, in real life. His wife is the smart one. His dogs, until recently, numbered four. His daughter is three going on thirteen. He has a website atwww.jeffstumpo.com, and you can find him on Facebook.