Tabs open on your screen right now:
30. Things have gotten out of hand.
If you had to brag about yourself:
I would be very uncomfortable. And probably writing a cover letter.
Your writer crush:
I have a rule against this.
I’m just an insect trying to get out of the night.
Any place in the world:
Ackee & fried breadfruit. Black coffee. Side of pancakes.
Favorite online places right now:
Manatees. They are physically incapable of violence.
Your rituals (writing or not):
Least impressive thing about you:
My tardiness. I’m so sorry, everyone.
Favorite space to write:
In front of a window.
What should we know:
Guilty literary pleasure:
I have no shame.
Best book nobody talks about:
Nobody will tell me!
Character (TV, book, movie) you most identify with:
Side eye emoji.
Last time you lied:
It’s nice to see you.
Question you secretly want to be asked:
Would you like to play with this puppy?
A thousand times yes.