Tabs open on your screen right now:
Gmail, Hulu paused on “Inside Amy Schumer.”
If you had to brag about yourself:
I do it all the time, I’m told… I’m the best bragger around.
Your writer crush:
Currently, lyrics from a song called “Going Nowhere” written by Neil Sedaka, performed by the phenomenal Lena Zavaroni.
Any place in the world:
My armpit? No, Luke Goebel’s armpit.
Favorite online places right now:
Mubi, a wonderful streaming film site.
Your rituals (writing or not):
I shower or bathe at least once a day?
Least impressive thing about you:
Bad at cleaning. And I don’t dance.
Favorite space to write:
What should we know:
That you are loved.
Guilty literary pleasure:
My own sent emails.
Best book nobody talks about:
I don’t know what books people talk about, but I can’t say enough about Amie Barrodale’s recent short story collection, “You Are Having a Good Time.”
Character (TV, book, movie) you most identify with:
Marilyn Monroe in “Some Like it Hot.”
Last time you lied:
See previous question.
That I could possibly identify with a fictional character. I’m a stubborn egomaniac!
Question you secretly want to be asked:
Hey, so Ottessa, are you, like, a lesbian, or something?
What’s a lesbian?