Tabs open on your screen right now:
Renew passport by mail, YouTube Living Single theme song, Google image search: vertical messenger bag, Daryl Baldwin—Macarthur Fellows class of 2016, NPR main page, Google search: can you get a disease from fly bites
If you had to brag about yourself:
I have pretty shoulders.
Your writer crush:
Whoever does the NY Post puns
“Pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash”
Any place in the world:
The rooftop of the Gowanus Whole Foods (thanks Fran!)
Favorite online places right now:
Your rituals (writing or not):
Always get fries over a side salad
Least impressive thing about you:
My butt 🙁
Favorite space to write:
The picnic tables at Rippers on the beach.
What should we know:
I want to listen to Harvest Moon on repeat for the rest of my life.
Guilty literary pleasure:
Calorie counts on chain restaurant menus in NYC
Best book nobody talks about:
The Big Book of British Smiles
Character (TV, book, movie) you most identify with:
Bernie from Weekend at Bernies.
Last time you lied:
See previous question.
Question you secretly want to be asked:
Can I pay off all your debt?
Yes, yes, OH GOD yes.