Tabs open on your screen right now:
Renew passport by mail, YouTube Living Single theme song, Google image search: vertical messenger bag, Daryl Baldwin—Macarthur Fellows class of 2016, NPR main page, Google search: can you get a disease from fly bites

If you had to brag about yourself:
I have pretty shoulders.

Your writer crush:
Whoever does the NY Post puns

Favorite lyric:
“Pink wig, thick ass, give em whiplash”

Any place in the world:
The rooftop of the Gowanus Whole Foods (thanks Fran!)

Best breakfast:

Favorite online places right now:

Sweetest thing:

Your rituals (writing or not):
Always get fries over a side salad

Least impressive thing about you:
My butt 🙁

Favorite space to write:
The picnic tables at Rippers on the beach.

What should we know:
I want to listen to Harvest Moon on repeat for the rest of my life.

Guilty literary pleasure:
Calorie counts on chain restaurant menus in NYC

Best book nobody talks about:
The Big Book of British Smiles

Character (TV, book, movie) you most identify with:
Bernie from Weekend at Bernies.

Last time you lied:
See previous question.

The lie:

Question you secretly want to be asked:
Can I pay off all your debt?

The answer:
Yes, yes, OH GOD yes.

TOMMY “TEEBS” PICO is author of IRL (Birds, LLC, 2016), Nature Poem (forthcoming 2017 from Tin House Books), and the zine series Hey, Teebs. He was a Queer/Art/Mentors inaugural fellow, 2013 Lambda Literary fellow in poetry, 2016 Tin House summer poetry scholar, and has poems in BOMB, Guernica, and the Offing. Originally from the Viejas Indian reservation of the Kumeyaay nation, he now lives in Brooklyn and co-curates the reading series Poets With Attitude (PWA) with Morgan Parker. @heyteebs